"Hey What The Fuck"

Good morning to the nonexistent readers; this is a blogger blog I made because I am currently so so confused. This is not a good place to start...

So, I was playing Limbus Company, and I managed to extract G Corp. Gregor (a long time goal of mine). Except, my game crashed? I booted it back up, and he was present, so at the time it was kind of like, oh well. Except... here's the problem: I started hearing weird sounds in the vents as soon as Limbus Company crashed on me. So obviously, I decide to check it out, since Bellatrix wasn't home at the time, and my game isn't going anywhere.

If you saw a character who was fully intended to be fictional, but really present and really small (like I'm talking only a foot tall), how would you react? Because I didn't exactly react well. I screamed at the sight of him and he got really fucking scared and ran. So now I have a tiny man in my fucking vents, probably literally terrified of me, probably terrified just in general, and I have no way to get him the hell out of my fucking vents. You know, vents can be kind of dangerous! Pests love that shit, if he gets bitten by a rat and it gets infected, I have no way of knowing what a safe dosage of antibiotic would be! And if he gets caught in the air conditioner or something... there's no Dante here to save him.

So now I'm digging around in my vents for him, and my dog Calypso runs into the room, barking. Bella is definitely home. So she comes in, I'm shoulder deep in the vents, and she just kind of stares at me. She asks me what I'm doing, and I.. don't think I can explain what happened without sounding literally crazy. So I ask her to wait, and she looks at me with this look on her face that just feels like she knows it's something crazy and she has no patience for it at this exact moment because she just got home from work. But she waits for me, which I respect.

So I'm shoulder deep in the vents looking for this tiny guy who may be far too deep for me to retrieve already, my dog is barking, and Bellatrix is just STARING at me. I'm so scared that I won't be able to find him, when I manage to find him. I can feel him trembling as I gently pick him up and pull him out of the vents. I present him to Bellatrix, and she just looks so shocked. She tells me she doesn't have the mental capacity to deal with this right now and needs to shower to make room in her brain. This is fine. I shoo Calypso out of the room. Poor guy is trembling in my hands, probably overwhelmed as fuck. I gently place him down on my desk, and allow him to chill out some before touching him too much more.

So that's kind of where I am at the moment. Bella's in the shower, my dog is scratching at my door, and G Corp. Gregor, who was supposed to be fictional, is shivering on my desk.

God help me.